Zombie Farmers Farm

If talent was measured in buckets then Robert R. Best would have to have a bucket so big that if you fell in you would never find your way out.  In fact I fell in and couldn’t wait no didn’t want to get out of the Lakewood Memorial Trilogy.  If you have read these and you are by any chance thinking WAIT WHAT a trilogy hay dummy that implies there are three and there are only two.  Well I know for a fact he is working on and is almost done with number three.  In fact if he answers my pleas he will write some in-between the books shorts!!!  But like I said IF!  And Roberty if you are reading this you better!!!

Lakewood Memorial was a great story very short and left you wanting more, thankfully he didn’t leaving you waiting long (unlike the gap between Ashton and World).

There are some reviews implying these books weren’t written well, or that there was too much swearing but FUCK it is a book about the end of the world brought on by the fucking living dead eating your friends, family, neighbors, and probably yourself.  If you don’t swear in that scenario; then either you don’t give a shit about people, or your a lying to yourself.  The dialog between the characters is REAL, I know people that talk that way!  This is a zombie novel people!  What Roberty did was write real people, doing smart things!!  Things I always wish they would do in zombies books, movies etc. I don’t want to use examples because giving even one sentence of these books away would be a crime.

Lakewood Memorial and Ashton Memorial were so much fun to read I found myself texting Robert sometimes in the wee hours of the morning (cause I was still up reading) to tell him to go to hell as he killed someone I liked, or to say fuck that part was amazing, just about every time I sat down to read.  In fact I insisted to be one of the first in line to get World Memorial when it is released and I can’t wait!

Here is an easy way to tell you know will like these books.

Do you like zombies?

Do you like captivating characters?

Do you love a heartwarming family that tugs at your heart while they kick zombie ass!?  Do you like crazy amazing battles, in-depth plots!?

I’d ask if you said yes to any of my last questions but I’m betting you are already ordering the books, and if you are and e-book reader you are already on the first page and these words I am writing now are just to amuse me.

In that case to continue amusing myself: damn you Roberty (you know who you killed off) and get to work I want World Memorial now!!!  NOW!!

Here are the ever important links:

Lakewood:

http://www.amazon.com/Lakewood-Memorial-Zombie-Trilogy-Book/dp/1448644194/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331501792&sr=1-1

Ashton:

http://www.amazon.com/Ashton-Memorial-Book-Zombie-Trilogy/dp/145365268X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331501740&sr=8-1

I am not an average reviewer, or even a normal one at that, I describe things the way I describe things, and I have been told, on many occasions I see/explains things differently than others.  Now that is said, I treat each of my reviews with love and attention because … well I wouldn’t be writing them, if I didn’t think the item I was writing about was special and wonderful and great and (help me thesaurus) magnificent and exhilarating and exciting. Ok well I hope you get the point.

I love old time radio shows, old time detective shows, mysteries well I just love them.  I love the hair-doos the ladies had, the hats the guys wore, the way people dressed up, and the way they talked, ALL OF IT!!  I loved Sam Spade, The Shadow, Suspense, the list goes on.   Ok again you get the idea, right?

Well I had no idea how much I loved, and MISSED them till my buddy Tony Faville gave me this book.  Avery Nolan Private Dick of the Dead.  Now if you don’t get the idea from my screen name, or the name of my blog, I LOVE ZOMBIES that you couldn’t have missed.

DAMN!  He mixed two of my favorite things together and what he got was GOLD, old time mystery thrilling GOLD!!

You have Avery Nolan a hardworking, ass kicking, clue finding, booze drinking gumshoe, slaying zombies of all things!!  I started reading this book, and it was like the world when all black-and-white, and I could hear old time folly effects in my head, I was hooked!!  Hell I even named my new hamster Rex after Avery’s best friend, HECK I could just name you Rex if you hold still long enough for me to write HELLO MY NAME IS REX on you somewhere.

Tony you did good!  It was great!!  There is only ONE thing, ONE thing I have to suggest….MORE I want more, I want a shelf of these, I want;

Avery Nolan finds a mummy, or

Avery Nolan vs Bigfoot, or

Avery Nolan on Mars,

WHATEVER HE DOES I want to read it!!

Here is the most important part of my book review!! Where to find it, because you need to read it, and like NOW!!  And Holy moose what a great price, you have no reason not to get it, it isn’t that long, and trust me once you pick it up you’re not putting it down till your done!

This links you to amazon where it is in paperback or Kindle

http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Nolan-Private-Dick-Dead/dp/1463631979/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328586270&sr=8-1